Corgis do not Come Equipped With ABS

Kinja'd!!! "Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars)
07/30/2016 at 11:34 • Filed to: Doggo

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Scenario: Texas, my two year old male corgi, probably smelled the calzone being reheated in the microwave.

He then comes rushing into the kitchen at full blast, but when he tries stopping, he proceeds to slide into a chair. That doesn’t stop him, as he is a Mighty Animal, and he then speeds to my feet in an attempt to get a nibble of my calzone. I felt bad for him, so I gave him a small nibble of my folded up pizza.

Also, I’m pretty sure corgis are RWD dogs, or at least a rear-biased AWD system, like found on the Audi RS7 or something.


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Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 11:40

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you obviously didn’t option your corgi well


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/30/2016 at 11:43

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I got a good deal. On the upside, I think he has a limited slip diff.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 11:43

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Mine is only half corgi, but she suffers from the same problem along with a major tendency for oversteer.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > fhrblig
07/30/2016 at 11:45

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When both my corgis are playing, it looks like there’s a Formula Drift event happening in my living room.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 11:49

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My puppy does though

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 11:55

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I’m pretty sure most animals don’t have ABS and only very basic traction control systems. they all have some sort of active body control though.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 12:01

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Such a majestic dog though very funny when they do something un-majestic like skidding all over the floor.

It’s a shame Her Majesty has decided to no longer breed them, with only Holly and Willow left.

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((Holly and Willow are the two on the left)).


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/30/2016 at 12:12

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OMFG!! Hahaaaa


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/30/2016 at 12:17

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I don’t even know if this dog has traction control.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > S65
07/30/2016 at 12:18

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Neat animal


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Svend
07/30/2016 at 12:18

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Shame.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 12:30

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“less claw more pad’


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 12:48

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Ye’, end of an era. 15 generations of Corgis in the Royal household.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Svend
07/30/2016 at 12:57

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Hopefully Charles will bring them back???


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
07/30/2016 at 12:58

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Over the Hedge is a classic.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 13:01

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Corgi makes toy cars, of course they don’t have real brakes.....


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 13:11

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If His Highness was to become King I would suppose His Highness would breed Spaniels, King Charles Spaniels.

Sorry my bad. Lol.

None of the rest of the Royal family have shown interest in breeding dogs of any breed.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Svend
07/30/2016 at 13:18

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Good one. Your monarchy does not deserve the rest of the country, I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 13:32

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I think the Royal family have shown interests elsewhere.

The Duke of Cambridge has a family and two kids as well as being a helicopter pilot for an air ambulance, Prince Harry is doing a lot of charity work for the military war wounded at home and abroad, Prince Charles has an estate and a few businesses so I can’t see any of them taking up dog breeding.


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Jack Does Cars
07/30/2016 at 15:08

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My Corgi does the same thing, she also has auto-pilot issues when in flight often hitting the side of the bed rether than getting up on it.